D. Herbold - onespeeder.com

THat mother fuck’n dizzle Flo Missle be a fizzle dizzle.

So here’s what’s going on in Gnomeville. Jack Shizzle. Got my eyes set on pushing pixels around all day long so that somebody out there thinks that I can do things that are worth a descent compensation. Somedays, tthe legs hurt after 10-12 hours in the white mans saddle. Otherwise, I’m enjoying this hear space out. Although I still feel weird about missing the Duece Fo-Day, it just makes me jones to race it next year. I can’t see going to that race to watch anymore. I’ve been racing for too si bueno long to really ever want to sit track side. I’ve done that for the past two years never really enjoying it much and I think next year, I’m on the gas.

The one thing I know in life might only be how to communicate with mother earth rolling deuce ought-six on ribboned cuts in her side. That said, I’m jonesing and i think that if it’s only getting hot in here, I’m going to take off all my clothes and drop some butter on the boys, lace up my leathery skin suit, and get it on. Yesterday, I rolled out to the Nordic Centario and it was good. I enjoyed the drone of the road and the longish time spent on a consistent level of exertion. That is one of the many cool things about the road ride. It is its own solitude. So I’ll do that a little more and then get on the mountain and then I’ll gear up for the nearest long dick contest and I’ll give’r a real go with one of the shorted dicks just so that I will ensure my self 100% effort. Otherwise, I’ve been up on the hill about 4 times and it’s been epicishly sketch all times cepts fo da las. It was si bueno and we may have lifted an avalanche from resort side due to the feshizzle being only minutes oven Fresh. I think I posted about bottoming out in a 2-3-4 foot powza sec. Si Bueno. And today is my fucking birthday. I turned 33 today and I’m all scared as hell about it. Woo Hoo.

Niz Fliz dropped a line:

Somethings gotta be going on up there in Flag. Update your site Gnomey! 24HOP was sweet, except for the dam headwind for 3/4 of the course. I drank more beers than I burned laps, and ended up catching a sweet two-day buzz. When you coming down to T-town? I’m outta here this weekend to hunt javelinas. We need to get some good rides on the books.

Been checking out the Amgen Tour of CA? Some neato action going on. Too bad OLN/ Vs. isn’t covering it. AND, how about Reedy winning a SX for a change? RV took home the SX Lites West title one race early! Kid is fasst! Now, on to the East series. You gonna follow it?

So on that, I’ll meet ya half way because that’s about all the time I have these days. Tuc is a two daer min and no can doo. And whatever to Chad Read getting in on a pinch, no offense. I just don’t know about that guy. You look at the Troll and Bubba, and I don’t know if he’s just a pretty boy. I certainly know those other’s aren’t fucking around and I think Reediculous might spend too much time on his hair…but what the fuck do I know? I grew up in SoCal riding on the same tracks with those fucking 100 foot tables and even though I got to a good level, I couldn’t even hold his shorts while he stepped into them. You see that nat from Glen Helen Where Charmy dropped his shoulder into the deck? That wicked fast, 50 mph step up on the front side? That shit was off the hook big. And DV…Jeezus. Red headed step child on Fiy Ya!! He’s so young, he just hauls ass and doesn’t even know how. God bless youth. I’ll catch the East if I can but they have so many ruts out there, I get scared even watching. And the wha??? Amgen Tour? Haven’t never heard of it.

How bout this though, we meet up in Sedona da Red Lert there Lando Calrisean? It’d be good to hang with a few of yoU O.G.OP. motherfuckers and the homies in Pheindix.

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