Fan Mail

January 24th, 2007
Scent of Gnome by Flo.

Ah, how kewl are you that you posted your own snowboard vid on YouTube?!

So, we’re sporting your aroma in Libb’s little Jetta, AKA The Mutt Mobile. Yes, that’s right; Scent of Gnome. You sure do smell purty! So good I almost wanna nibble yer ears, little guy!

Say it isn’t so Gnomey… The entire Pro Peleton juiced up? Man, WTF?! Next thing you’ll know, LeMonster will come out of the anti-doping closet and profess his love for juice. And I’m not talking about apple juice here. So, was Lancer on the take? Miguel, “the Big Mig”, Pedro? We know the “angry little pirate” juiced. he even had a thing for snow. Not the kind you ski on, though. What’s happening to our sport? I’m all broken hearted. What else you gonna post on yer Gnomey-site? How bout some news about your compost heap?

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