Archive for December, 2006

Happy mother fucking new year

Sunday, December 31st, 2006

Chillin like a big fat fuck. 2007 had been but infanticide.
The only thing I wanted to say was… Good luck with it all. LOrd knows the neither of us have wished this- to be so close without option, you fucking her… who I split rent with. But this is what we got. And your are [...]

Resolution

Saturday, December 30th, 2006

Angie, the coolest girl I’ve ever met, which is good on account of me knocking her up, said I needed to post something. So on that note, I’ll say “yes Dear.”
Fact of the matter is that I’ve been swinging through my usual winter melancholy anxiously awaiting the day it will ease. Today seems to [...]

Fuck Up Monkey X-Mas

Sunday, December 24th, 2006

The drywall is dulling my edge.
I rode trail 100 today. Is that a fucked up trail? Get-off there, and it usually hurts doesn’t it? At least that’s how it rolls for gnomeself and I’m finally at the point where my abilities are being compromised. The past 3 months of waking up, stumbling three feet to [...]

Inconvenient Truth

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

Yo yo yo. Global warming all up in this hizouse. And I don’t even care. I’ve never been to a punk rock show that didn’t have a mosh pit anyway. Except for Fugazi. Fucking pussies.
I’m into it. I believe global warming. I think we’re all going to hell. I just wonder when the scientific [...]

Snizoe

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

The fresh white goodness is finally rolling down from the heavens here in phlag. I love it. I dig the change, and I dig feeling like a kid playing in the snow, especially at night. The clouds keep the city light trapped in and this place becomes fun with the city light glow. Although it [...]

Vicarious

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

This looks like an excellent ride. It reminds me of the day, a few years ago, that I tried to make it to Flagstaff from my folks house on the down-side of SoMo in a day…an achievable feat. I started around 5 or 6 am on the road bike that September; a time when it’s [...]

pre snow ride

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

Chill’n with Debo at the coffee shop catching up on life with one of my best friends. What with house payments, babies and jobs, life diverges and he and I don’t hang too often anymore. Then the good Josh rolls up along side and says, damn, you guys got a grown up in the last [...]

Pussy Foot

Friday, December 15th, 2006

SO I finally pulled my pussy foot out of my pussy ass and went on a ride today…actually, tonight. After reading or rather seeing this on Handlebar Sandwich, I thought ‘eh, I can doo that’. And away I went. Earlier, I pulled my bleeding Fox fork off the shifter ride and am back with a [...]

Joel.

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

I never liked Joel. The first time I met him, he barged in on my girlfriend of the moment and myself as we were snoozing late night in my room. He’s been a friend of Puns for years and since this place, this house, is Pun’s for all intents, I assume he didn’t expect to [...]

Keep on Swimming

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

Wooo…Oooo. Got outside today on my own. No drug therapy either. Just my own two legs and a little ’self-love’. Kilo, (originally short for Tranquilo in hopes of mellowness is now short for Kilo-of-Coke due to her being so spun out) the nine month old wunder-pup and I hit the trail for a nice run [...]